tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-167710912011-04-21T12:27:33.029-07:00zlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09471648486228811807noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16771091.post-1126803582152797862005-09-15T09:23:00.000-07:002005-09-15T10:12:47.110-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1832/1601/1600/rxq1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1832/1601/320/rxq1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color:#000000;">1. 人肉沙包</span><br />心情不好时,可以用他来连拳 滴蜡.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">2. 强力开瓶器</span><br />打不开的瓶全叫给他.<br />3.<span style="color:#000000;"> 天然暖炉</span><br />冬天寒冷,可拿他来取暖.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">4. 增值器</span><br />着个月薪水花光了,用他为你的荷包暂时增值.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">5. 小型起重机</span><br />搬家时,所有你搬不动的东西,用他来搬.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">6. 外买速递员<br /></span>吃东西,又懒地想动,可叫他买过来.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">7. 软绵绵的枕头</span><br />在长途车或长途飞机上,可将他的肩膀当枕头.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">8. 超级垃圾桶</span><br />你不吃和你吃剩的东西,可全都给你吃.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">9. 粘邮票<br /></span>跟你的男人说:"吻我!"当他吐出舌头,你就把一枚邮票放在他的舌头上沾一沾,然后就可以拿去贴在信封上.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16771091-112680358215279786?l=hdforindies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09471648486228811807noreply@blogger.com1